I think i need to say something about the state of me and other fellow front row drinkers.
The 1st convict is me:
As people may know i let myself down the other week after a full drinking day i was sick in the toilets witch Stenny was not too happy with so i am not totally innocent in this subject.
The 2nd convict has to be Shane:
I have only heard one side of this story but i think i beleive it. The rumours are that after the Bishop Auckland 1st and 2nds game last week a fellow front row player named Shane got that pissed he could not make it down town! and was stumbling around the club in a right mess.

This seems to me like me and my fellow front row drinkers need to do more training and work on our beer skils.
We have to be the best drinkers on the team as other players look up to us as heros in the drinking area of the game. So come on lets get wasted!!!

Just to confirm the Shane story!! He left the fun and games at approximately 8pm for a quick piss break and wasn't seen till 9.30pm once his dad had come all the way back from Malton to hold his hand home! The youth of today! As far as I'm concerned the Whitby backs drink more than the forwards, if it was put to the test,we would piss all over you!!!!! BRING IT ON.

The best drinkers,and its nothing to be proud about,no their limits.e.g the members of the comitte, never seen them yakking all over the place and being proud of it.
WHOOOOOOOOOO

Ref front row cant drink!!

Gilly made it down town and was sick outside the shambles as well. Went for another beer and pulled this rather attractive pig in the pizza shop. On the other hand theres Shane. Backing Strakers story of shane, I ended up washing down the toilets last saturday night with hot water as Shane had filled the sink and toilet. After leaving him in there for 10mins i went back and found him on his hands and knees cuddling the toliet. So i took pictures. Leaving him again for roughly 20mins, his dad turns up from Malton to find shane asleep on the toilet, so i took more pictures!!

I am supposed to be responsible and make sure that alcohol is drunk correctly and with certain good behaviour. But in both cases I didnt know that 3pints could wipe out the front row.

Is its Splats turn next?

ref - backs v Forwards at drinking, i think the backs would win cos we have Phill, Steve, Straker, Liam, Harry, Mick, Stenny and Ollie.

The forwards have Gilly, Splat, Noble, Jock, Mac, Quinn, Fusco, Watson and Parkin.

Both sides have slow drinkers eg Ollie and Harry, and Mac and Noble. So could be a close thing. does the contest involve Speed or Quantity? Backs to win!!

Welcome to Mr Straker!!
Ola amigo!!

Mr Noble was also sick the 1st week of the 6 nations(just thought id add that).
Yes i did also spew outside the Shambles, and also mangaged to get raped by some monster from Stockton i think thats quite skillfull, you dont here about many of the backs doing that do you?

And she said i could do anything i wanted to her, so i told her to go and make me some toast! ha!. She refused so i had punish her severly.

as for stenny backing straker i hadnt had out to eat and the oj in my beer from ollie didnt help.but i will be back!lol:laugh: